Brief: Engage, entertain and enter into dialogue with visitors to the gallery
Copy excerpt: So youre off to a dinner party. Good for you. There are not nearly enough of them, we reckon. Dinner parties usually mean two things good food and, horror of horrors, yawning gaps in the conversation.
Were here to help. Theres no reason why you, with your obvious penchant for all things cultural, should be at a loss for words. Bon viveur, patron of the arts, call yourself what you will were going to make you the life and soul of the party.
If youre going on your own, the opening rounds may be slightly nerve-wracking (you may also be interested in The First Date Collection). For an exercise in character-building, we recommend you stand in front of Sir Joshua Reynolds A Mans Head.
Now dont panic! While its unlikely youll encounter this when you first take your place at the table, it is possible.